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by
goldiss36@msn.com
A poem about my day at world famous Black's Beach

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She wanted to do something wild I'll admit With conservative me, in the buff near a cliff? So off on this expedition of a dare we two went To begin an adventure 1 mile steep this descent.

Not informed about sides of craggy mountain bluffs Rugged shoes were not tied to our soles in this rough Bare feet are not meant for slippery with no crevices Nor sarongs tied loosely for propriety from nebbishes.

Grabbing on to sparse weeds we slowly climbed down Shortly finding ourselves rooted deeply in silty sand mounds Slipping and sliding were me and my friend Muttering all the way breathless, not to do this again.

The bottom drew near…hooray, terra firma With glistening sweat and pink cheeks surely to burn The blanket thrown down, we finally collapsed Disrobing, then plunking on our unfolded mat.

Like a couple of pros quickly taking it off It's as nature intended out here by these rocks We thought we were hidden from invaders around 'Til a masculine voice appeared near our ground.

I'm here to assist you two nice chicky babes You can never be too careful here under the shade John Wayne first perceived, our protector in flab More like Dr. Jekyll lurking about in his lab.

The scene soon unraveled as we lay back still farther Astonished, agasped at the glimpse of the jogger Baseball cap, tennis shoes and a perilous flagpole Like a flag up and down on the eighteenth hole.

Tears streaming down our face at this preposterous sight We bit our lips to stop laughing, on Black's Beach it's not right The hilarity of the sight too much to disguise The gaiety of this episode held quietly inside.

Uh oh…here's Berkeley in long curly hair To his waist, locks so long tied up with some flair Pardon me, his oafish murmur…I know I shouldn't talk You're naked and all, as he gawked and he gawked.

The laugh building up I thought I'd explode Asking where a good bar was, this guy was a toad Comedian am I, I responded in jest Up the hill, way up high is a keg you can quench.

At last, left in peace, we laid and sunned Budda bing…budda bang…he's resting beside the stone Looking like the thinker to protect his manliness Did he think he'd go unnoticed, or was this a test.

I left her alone to share in his gabbing And reveled in surf against my naked body The day growing darker he gathered his clothes Went to leave, then came back and asked for my phone.

Our day quite complete we attired again Grabbed our stuff on our backs to the mountain ascend At the top we looked down at this feat we performed So sore and worn out, but a memorable turn .

Budda Bing called me later…said he had a good time Could he call me again, I should call back at 9 I don't think I will, 'cause this guy could be trouble Budda Bing's way too young, and I might know his mother.

The beach was a blast, an experience remembered But I'm paying the price for this journey I'd entered My nipples are sore, my butt a disaster Mother Nature is great, but I'll clothe next time faster
goldiss36@msn.com

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